In search for Chadwick Cadet's lost sanity. Last seen on the crazy train, believed to have hopped out the window. Please contact 1-800-KayisKray if you have seen or have any information as to where her lost sanity is gone. No reward is offered; Chadwick has learned to live without her sanity, but would appreciate having it back. The Magical World of Nonsense is looking for volunteers to test out the following rides: the Dragon’s Mouth, the Toilet Bowl, the Chamber Pot, the Egg Incubator, the Hi-Speed version of the Beading Bracelet ride, and the Telephone Line Swing. Volunteers must be 4th years and under. Minimum height requirement of 6 inches is needed. Warning: the Toilet Bowl is not a ride for the faint-hearted, therefore potential volunteers for this ride may precede to the more family-friendly ride sister ride, the Chamber Pot. Do not try the Egg Incubator if you have issues with extreme heat, or constant bad hair days. Volunteer Search will occur every Saturday of July and August. Second year seeking tutor him in astronomy. He says he doesn’t understand how to find constellations and needs some help. Tutor must make almost perfect grades and be willing to study at night. If interested, contact student in the astronomy tower at 9PM. Sixth Year Hufflepuff looking for a lion cub to adopt and make her own. Must be a first year, full-fledged, butterbeer-serving Gryffindor. Preferably one that likes to bake, fan people, writes lots of notes, and sharpens quills. Respond to this classified by dialing the hotline number 1-234-5678-LAZY. Ask for ButterbeerBadgerMastah. Fourth Year Slytherin male looking for a place to hide a dragon egg. Egg has an approximate circumference of 29.5 inches (94.4 cm). Hiding place must have a temperature above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Egg must also be hidden in quarters as far away from the Caretaker’s office as possible. A room with a window, an oven that could fit whole pigs, and space for tree houses is preferred. For further information or a potential room offer, go to the yard behind Borgin and Burkes at 11 pm on Saturday. Ask for “DragonDad”. Do not be alarmed if you see flaming coals. | First year seeking information on a stolen small, purple elephant. She would like it back and will offer a galleon as a reward for anyone with any information leading to its safe return. Fifth year seeking another student to do all his assignments for the year. Will reward by setting off some fireworks during student’s final examination time of a class of his/her choice. Unicorn found roaming the grounds. Continues to get stuck in tree's and fart rainbows. Volunteers to help assist in capturing the beast would be greatly appreciated. Please contact the care of magical creatures professor if you are interesting in helping. The school’s summer Quidditch captains looking for willing victims to play in matches. Seek the Great Hall for more information. Sixth year female student looking for another female student to be her friend and take a vacation with her to the French countryside home for the summer. Anyone interested should meet her at the Three Broomsticks the Saturday before the term ends. Teacher looking for help grading assignments. Homework pass will be handed out as a reward! Acquire more information on the fourth floor near the staircase. Gryffindor Quidditch captains looking for willing participants to bot hours upon hours each week. Show up at a Quidditch information meeting for more information. First Year Ravenclaw looking for her shiny lost quill. The quill was last seen in the library, where she was using it to write an essay on The Effects of Losing Writing Utensils. This quill is sapphire-encrusted, made of an eagle feather, and uses Raven Black colored ink. Should this quill be found, please return it to the Ravenclaw Lost and Found room. Reward: 100 beans and a week of free homework-help services. |
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