By Hailey Potter
Parvati: With me, Parvati Patil, and her, Lavender Brown!
Lavender: We are very excited to be here today.
Parvati: It’s Valentine’s Day!
Lavender: Yes, it definitely is.
Parvati: We have something special for you! Explain it, Lav!
Lavender: Okay. So instead of your normal reading, we’re going to tell you what you’re going to GET for Valentine’s Day this year.
Parvati: So exciting!!!
Lavender: Okay. Let’s get to work.
VIRGO
*swish*
Parvati: Ooh, yay, presents. Can’t wait to find out what Virgo’s getting!
Lavender: It is pretty awesome.
Parvati: You know, we should play with the tea leaves one day. Drag it out and make them suffer for their readings!
Lavender: You are positively evil, Parv.
Parvati: Hey, look, it’s…
A wall
Lavender: That’s not good.
Parvati: No, it really isn’t.
Lavender: I’m sorry, Virgo. You’ll only get walls put in between you and your valentine.
Parvati: A break up is probably in your future.
Lavender: Unfortunately I think she’s right.
Parvati: It’s a bummer to have to tell you that.
Lavender: Valentine’s Day is usually such a happy time.
Parvati: Sorry, Virgo.
Lavender: Yes, we’re really sorry!
LIBRA
*swish*
Parvati: Well, that was totally unfortunate.
Lavender: It really was.
Parvati: I hope everyone else has better luck.