Parvati: *mumbles* But, Mr. Teddy Bear…
Lavender: *shoves* Parvati, wake up!
Parvati: *sits up* Ooh… there’s people. I was dreaming…
Lavender: Parvati, who’s Mr. Teddy Bear?
Parvati: *blushes* So I guess they’ve come for their fortunes, huh?
Lavender: It s- hey! You’re not going to get off that easy. Who is Mr. Teddy Bear?!
Parvati: HEY, LOOK, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL BOY!
Lavender: Where?!?!
Parvati: Over there, next to the curtain… how about you go look while I set up the cups.
Lavender: …. There’s no one over here, Parv!
Parvati: I think we’re ready to begin!
Lavender: Okay, awesome! Let’s get this done! I want to find that boy and flirt with him. *winks*
Aries
*swish*
Parvati: I missed this over the summer.
Lavender: I didn’t. I loved my summer. We went to the beach…
Parvati: -each, let’s go get away-
Lavender: PARVATI!!!! I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!!! NO MUGGLE SONG LYRICS THIS YEAR!!!
Parvati: But, but, but…
Lavender: I said NO. Ooh! Hey, look, it’s…
Tea
Lavender: …. Well that was very anti-climatic.
Parvati: *shakes cup* Nope, still tea…
Lavender: You always have tea in a tea cup…
Parvati: Maybe Aries will have wonderful afternoons this month….
Lavender: Why?