by Hermionie Mirdana
Today’s my first day as an undercover Gryffindor. I’ve been in the common room for around 4 hours…I’m surprised I even lasted this long. I’m writing this from a huge, mad plushy arm chair in the corner of the common room. OMG SQUEE, THERE’S EVEN A VIBRATING OPTION! Looks like I’m killing two birds (okay, maybe not birds, because I don’t want to offend the eagles out there) with one stone – I get to invade Gryffindor and get a first-class massage while I’m at it! So, excuse me while I get my aching badg-, um, I mean LION back massaged.
-Herms the Badger “Lion”
Well that chair did a good job in not only giving me a massage, but putting me to sleep too. I woke up to the sound of rustling leaves. I rubbed my eyes with my paws and looked straight ahead. I was head to head with…a tree? Or was it a tree with a lion in it? Or a lion