by Chadwick Cadet
1. Stick a “Newbies Wanted” sign outside of Professor Missa Matz’s office.
I promise you she will only consider this a favor. No matter what house a new student is in, the Gryffindor HoH really just loves to meet everyone! She finds new students to be very intelligent and unique, so make sure you give everyone a hand by directing new students to her right away.
2. Write an essay about why Charms is a soft option and give it to Professor Ulol Kimil.
As we all know, even the famed Augusta Longbottom thought this, so it must be true! Be sure to include various points about how you can’t really make any lasting changes, and surely no powerful witch or wizard would spend their time on this.
3. Try to hunt down the Giant Squid with first years as bait.
Have you still not managed to catch the Giant Squid in action? Well that is surely due to the bait you are using! The Squid is known for liking live bait, and what is more alive than an