Since summer is upon us, my roommate is moving back home with their family. I've opted to stay at Hogwarts and cause mischief - er, take time to relax in a new atmosphere. However, if those of us who opt to stay don't have someone they'd like to room with within the first week, they are matched up at random. I, for one, would like to be matched with someone who I will get along with, and so I decided to screen a few potential pals. Here is a bit about the dorm you'd be staying in.
DOBBY'S SOCK, IS THAT A ROOM FOR "RENT" WITH -THE- IVELISSE ADA?
You bet your school-loving tail it is! Do you want to go home and spend the entire summer dealing with your twin brothers' pranks? Would you like to stay with your miserable aunt and uncle, or get ambushed by a rogue house-elf? If the answer is no (which it clearly is), then you BETTER come check this dorm room out!
It has WALLS and a CEILING - blocks out all that annoying nature! NO MORE RAIN UP IN THIS DORM. I fixed the leak above the guest bed with gum and duct tape, just in case the gum didn't hold. Did I mention another perk is rooming with the MacGuyver of Hufflepuff?
You won't even believe how good the location is! You will yell out MERLIN'S BEARD when you realize what I am about to tell you... THIS DORM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE KITCHENS! Now you can get your midnight snack on without prefects getting all up in your face about curfew and all that rabble. The kitchen is so close you could hit it with a rock! (But don't, we keep it classy up in my dorm.) Still afraid you might get busted by the staff? Don't worry - I'm quite the ninja and I'm the resident Hufflepirate; I know what I'm doing and I'd be glad to show you.
We've got carpet next to the beds, too. They came in and put hardwood floor in last summer and I was like OH AZKABAN NO! I DON'T WANT MY FEET GETTING ALL COLD WHEN I STEP OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING! It's hard enough getting up for class as it is! So I put down area rugs. Carpet - it's
DOBBY'S SOCK, IS THAT A ROOM FOR "RENT" WITH -THE- IVELISSE ADA?
You bet your school-loving tail it is! Do you want to go home and spend the entire summer dealing with your twin brothers' pranks? Would you like to stay with your miserable aunt and uncle, or get ambushed by a rogue house-elf? If the answer is no (which it clearly is), then you BETTER come check this dorm room out!
It has WALLS and a CEILING - blocks out all that annoying nature! NO MORE RAIN UP IN THIS DORM. I fixed the leak above the guest bed with gum and duct tape, just in case the gum didn't hold. Did I mention another perk is rooming with the MacGuyver of Hufflepuff?
You won't even believe how good the location is! You will yell out MERLIN'S BEARD when you realize what I am about to tell you... THIS DORM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE KITCHENS! Now you can get your midnight snack on without prefects getting all up in your face about curfew and all that rabble. The kitchen is so close you could hit it with a rock! (But don't, we keep it classy up in my dorm.) Still afraid you might get busted by the staff? Don't worry - I'm quite the ninja and I'm the resident Hufflepirate; I know what I'm doing and I'd be glad to show you.
We've got carpet next to the beds, too. They came in and put hardwood floor in last summer and I was like OH AZKABAN NO! I DON'T WANT MY FEET GETTING ALL COLD WHEN I STEP OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING! It's hard enough getting up for class as it is! So I put down area rugs. Carpet - it's