By Allyson Celestra
So I feel like some people probably know this already, but in my short time on HOL, I’ve gotten a huge HOL family on here. This family is still continuously growing and sometimes I lose track of who is in it! Haha. So in this article, I’m pretty much going to tell you either a little or a lot about every person in my HOL family. First off, I shall tell you who’s in the family. In my family there are myself, Destri Weasley, Hermione Miranda, Ivelisse Ada, Chadwick Cadet, Cody Lewis, Wicket Wilcox, Bay Reilly, Charlie Reilly, Aurelia West, Jennifer Kusakabe, Lisette Westerveldt, Laurie Lovegood, Pandora Gotham, Eno Thomas, Opal Curare, and Rosalie Mason. (Well, if I’m missing someone I’ll feel so bad, but yeah on with the article! >>) Also, the first few paragraphs will probably be really long, but as this is a big family, they’ll probably be brief afterwards because yeah I get lazy. >>
I shall start off with my wonderful twinneh Destri Weasley. She is incredibly weird, but I love her anyways. We’re both daughters of Chad/Kay (throughout the rest of this article I will refer to Chad as Kay just because I always do. >>) Sometimes it is as if we think on the same wavelength, yo. She’s also a wonderful tree that should be put in a nuthouse. *nods* She’s also a wonderful friend and she’s the person I test all my wonderful Harry Potter pickup lines on. ;D Also in Ivelisse’s words, she is a “terrible and sadistic nargle who takes great joy in farting on innocent cats.” But in all seriousness, she is a cool person that I love spending time talking to who I hope to meet some day like the rest of my family. Also before I forget, one memory that I remember is when we were practicing quidditch while Kay was reffing and we kept using Harry Potter pickup lines on each other after every question and Kay wanted to keelhaul us. :D
Next off is, Hermionie Miranda. So, what to say about my wonderful Hermsypants? She is a little braniac and for such a little girl, she’s wise beyond her years and is also one of my favorite badgers.
I shall start off with my wonderful twinneh Destri Weasley. She is incredibly weird, but I love her anyways. We’re both daughters of Chad/Kay (throughout the rest of this article I will refer to Chad as Kay just because I always do. >>) Sometimes it is as if we think on the same wavelength, yo. She’s also a wonderful tree that should be put in a nuthouse. *nods* She’s also a wonderful friend and she’s the person I test all my wonderful Harry Potter pickup lines on. ;D Also in Ivelisse’s words, she is a “terrible and sadistic nargle who takes great joy in farting on innocent cats.” But in all seriousness, she is a cool person that I love spending time talking to who I hope to meet some day like the rest of my family. Also before I forget, one memory that I remember is when we were practicing quidditch while Kay was reffing and we kept using Harry Potter pickup lines on each other after every question and Kay wanted to keelhaul us. :D
Next off is, Hermionie Miranda. So, what to say about my wonderful Hermsypants? She is a little braniac and for such a little girl, she’s wise beyond her years and is also one of my favorite badgers.
So I feel like some people probably know this already, but in my short time on HOL, I’ve gotten a huge HOL family on here. This family is still continuously growing and sometimes I lose track of who is in it! Haha. So in this article, I’m pretty much going to tell you either a little or a lot about every person in my HOL family. First off, I shall tell you who’s in the family. In my family there are myself, Destri Weasley, Hermione Miranda, Ivelisse Ada, Chadwick Cadet, Cody Lewis, Wicket Wilcox, Bay Reilly, Charlie Reilly, Aurelia West, Jennifer Kusakabe, Lisette Westerveldt, Laurie Lovegood, Pandora Gotham, Eno Thomas, Opal Curare, and Rosalie Mason. (Well, if I’m missing someone I’ll feel so bad, but yeah on with the article! >>) Also, the first few paragraphs will probably be really long, but as this is a big family, they’ll probably be brief afterwards because yeah I get lazy. >>
I shall start off with my wonderful twinneh Destri Weasley. She is incredibly weird, but I love her anyways. We’re both daughters of Chad/Kay (throughout the rest of this article I will refer to Chad as Kay just because I always do. >>) Sometimes it is as if we think on the same wavelength, yo. She’s also a wonderful tree that should be put in a nuthouse. *nods* She’s also a wonderful friend and she’s the person I test all my wonderful Harry Potter pickup lines on. ;D Also in Ivelisse’s words, she is a “terrible and sadistic nargle who takes great joy in farting on innocent cats.” But in all seriousness, she is a cool person that I love spending time talking to who I hope to meet some day like the rest of my family. Also before I forget, one memory that I remember is when we were practicing quidditch while Kay was reffing and we kept using Harry Potter pickup lines on each other after every question and Kay wanted to keelhaul us. :D
Next off is, Hermionie Miranda. So, what to say about my wonderful Hermsypants? She is a little braniac and for such a little girl, she’s wise beyond her years and is also one of my favorite badgers. She is one heck of a good advice giver and she’s pretty good at recommending books to me. She’s another one of my HOL sisters and I love her to death. She can be quite hilarious at times and she is just as weird as the rest of the family. It’s also sort of weird how she is older than me HOLwise, but I’m older than her in real life. One memory I have with Herms is probably just today where she was telling me about Sarah Dessen books and I was explaining some characters to her about the one book by Sarah Dessen that I’ve read so far.
Oh my gosh, I’m only at the third person and I’m already getting tired. Haha. So who’s next? Oh it’s only one of my favorite badgers, Ivelisse Ada. She is my HOL grandma on Kay’s side. She is my Ivelbunny and I am her Yalymouse. She is the most QMable person I have ever met and never fails to make me laugh until my sides hurt. Whenever we watch movies, she always has the funniest comments that are sometimes more interesting than the movie itself. I remember throwing an IRC party for her on her birthday and it was crazy. Also, rather than a grandma she is a lot more like an older sister to me, because I’m pretty sure half the things I probably tell her I would never tell my grandma, but yeah onto the next lovely person!
Alrighty, the next person is Chadwick Cadet. Well, she is my HOL mother, but just like Ivelisse is more like an older sister to me, I trust her with lots of things and I look up to her most of the time. >> She’s super hilarious and somehow always has some kind of odd story to tell. I can’t tell you how many weird stories she’s told me that make me laugh. Also on a somewhat serious note, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve went to her when I’ve just had the worst day ever. She is one of the nicest people I have ever met. I think one memory I have with Kay is also the same one I will probably use for Liz, which is the first time we’ve ever talked to each other on the phone in a three way call and all I remember is being really hyper and mostly listening to Kay and Liz talk while distinguishing their voices. Also, they talked a lot about HOL; it was so weird actually hearing people talk about things like quidditch, the houses, and HOL in general while not reading it.
Wow, we really have a lack of guys in this family, haha. Yeah onto my one and only HOL papa, Cody Lewis! Cody is a lot more like an older brother to me than he is a dad as hard as he tries to act like one. I’m pretty much a smaller girl version of Cody, so if you know me, you probably know a bit about him too. A little bit of what we both have in common is that we’re both quidditch freaks, but I bet you all knew that didn’t you? Anyways, Cody is also a super QMable person, second to Ive on my list. He’s also a pretty nice person when he isn’t trying to make me emo when we’re against each other practicing quidditch. One memory I probably have with Cody is when we watched Breaking Dawn Part 1 and our reactions to Bella giving birth and stuff were funny in my opinion.
Next off is ickler than me: Wicket Wilcox. Sadly, I haven’t had a lot of time to talk to her lately, because of her parents not allowing her on IRC, but she sneaks on at times. She is such a weird little person and the memory with her I have is all those times we were on Tinychat with Bay and Pandora. We were so weird, because I remember being on from like midnight to when the sun came up, but I really don’t remember half the things we did, haha.
So in order to have little less paragraphs I shall talk about Bay and Charlie Reilly in the same paragraph. These are two real life best friends that I had the pleasure to befriend, too. I remember when I was in Chicago and I almost got to meet Bay, but due to some circumstances, we weren’t able to. They are also two people that I have the pleasure to video chat with along with Rosalie and I guess one of my memories would be just playing songs while Bay and I sung to them. They are also two of my HOL sisters and I would say that Charlie is the most peculiar person I’ve ever met while Bay is probably the girliest person I have ever met. –Zooms off to the next person.-
Okay this paragraph will also be two people which are Aurelia West and Jennifer Kusakabe. Aure is our pet dog and Jenn is the newest addition to our family as Kay’s sister. I haven’t spoke to Aure in ages, but I had to mention her ‘cause she’s still family! She is probably the quietest person in our family and I remember her being super shy. Jennifer on the other hand is pretty loud and I love the nicknames she comes up with for some people like Alypcalypse and Allssaniation. Jenn is also a super supportive teammate on our wonderful OQL team. (Go Chogurts!)
So many paragraphs! Well first congratulations for actually reading this far about my nonsense about some of my favorite peoples. Next we have the wonderful Lisette Westerveldt and Laurie Lovegood. Lisette is another one of Kay’s sisters and Laurie is one of our pets. Liz was my first ever close friend on HOL and I remember meeting her over RQT; she was the one who I asked a bunch of questions to where I felt stupid for needing to ask them in the first place. :P I haven’t gotten to talk to either Liz or Laurie much lately, because Liz’s real life has gotten pretty busy and Laurie’s laptop broke. Also, I remember with Laurie she was one of the people that stayed up with me and who I talked to at almost all hours of the night during summer vacation.
Here’s a paragraph for two of my favorite lions; Pandora Gotham and Eno Thomas. Panda is the one who usually puts up with me when I get weirder than usual at night and she is also another one of my HOL sisters. Eno is one of the nicest people on HOL I’ve ever met and is Cody’s brother. I could write so much, but I doubt I have the energy anymore. So I’ll just state that these are two of the cuckiest people I have ever met and if I ever needed a completely blunt opinion from someone it would be from these two.
Last but not least are some of my favorite snakes which are Opal Curare and Rosalie Mason. Opal is Cody’s sister and Rosalie is another one of my sisters. These are two super friendly snakes that I love. Rosalie is someone who has put up with me dancing to “My Humps” on video chat, which is pretty weird and hilarious at the same time. Opal is just someone who I remember that we both share a love of beating at quidditch.
So, wrapping up this extremely long article; this is my HOL family. It is filled with the most peculiar and lovable people. Also, just like real families we don’t always get along, but we still love each other. Our family is also sort of dysfunctional and we’re all fabulous disco zebras. These are all pretty much my HOL best friends who I just play around with while we put together a fake family for the fun of it.
I shall start off with my wonderful twinneh Destri Weasley. She is incredibly weird, but I love her anyways. We’re both daughters of Chad/Kay (throughout the rest of this article I will refer to Chad as Kay just because I always do. >>) Sometimes it is as if we think on the same wavelength, yo. She’s also a wonderful tree that should be put in a nuthouse. *nods* She’s also a wonderful friend and she’s the person I test all my wonderful Harry Potter pickup lines on. ;D Also in Ivelisse’s words, she is a “terrible and sadistic nargle who takes great joy in farting on innocent cats.” But in all seriousness, she is a cool person that I love spending time talking to who I hope to meet some day like the rest of my family. Also before I forget, one memory that I remember is when we were practicing quidditch while Kay was reffing and we kept using Harry Potter pickup lines on each other after every question and Kay wanted to keelhaul us. :D
Next off is, Hermionie Miranda. So, what to say about my wonderful Hermsypants? She is a little braniac and for such a little girl, she’s wise beyond her years and is also one of my favorite badgers. She is one heck of a good advice giver and she’s pretty good at recommending books to me. She’s another one of my HOL sisters and I love her to death. She can be quite hilarious at times and she is just as weird as the rest of the family. It’s also sort of weird how she is older than me HOLwise, but I’m older than her in real life. One memory I have with Herms is probably just today where she was telling me about Sarah Dessen books and I was explaining some characters to her about the one book by Sarah Dessen that I’ve read so far.
Oh my gosh, I’m only at the third person and I’m already getting tired. Haha. So who’s next? Oh it’s only one of my favorite badgers, Ivelisse Ada. She is my HOL grandma on Kay’s side. She is my Ivelbunny and I am her Yalymouse. She is the most QMable person I have ever met and never fails to make me laugh until my sides hurt. Whenever we watch movies, she always has the funniest comments that are sometimes more interesting than the movie itself. I remember throwing an IRC party for her on her birthday and it was crazy. Also, rather than a grandma she is a lot more like an older sister to me, because I’m pretty sure half the things I probably tell her I would never tell my grandma, but yeah onto the next lovely person!
Alrighty, the next person is Chadwick Cadet. Well, she is my HOL mother, but just like Ivelisse is more like an older sister to me, I trust her with lots of things and I look up to her most of the time. >> She’s super hilarious and somehow always has some kind of odd story to tell. I can’t tell you how many weird stories she’s told me that make me laugh. Also on a somewhat serious note, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve went to her when I’ve just had the worst day ever. She is one of the nicest people I have ever met. I think one memory I have with Kay is also the same one I will probably use for Liz, which is the first time we’ve ever talked to each other on the phone in a three way call and all I remember is being really hyper and mostly listening to Kay and Liz talk while distinguishing their voices. Also, they talked a lot about HOL; it was so weird actually hearing people talk about things like quidditch, the houses, and HOL in general while not reading it.
Wow, we really have a lack of guys in this family, haha. Yeah onto my one and only HOL papa, Cody Lewis! Cody is a lot more like an older brother to me than he is a dad as hard as he tries to act like one. I’m pretty much a smaller girl version of Cody, so if you know me, you probably know a bit about him too. A little bit of what we both have in common is that we’re both quidditch freaks, but I bet you all knew that didn’t you? Anyways, Cody is also a super QMable person, second to Ive on my list. He’s also a pretty nice person when he isn’t trying to make me emo when we’re against each other practicing quidditch. One memory I probably have with Cody is when we watched Breaking Dawn Part 1 and our reactions to Bella giving birth and stuff were funny in my opinion.
Next off is ickler than me: Wicket Wilcox. Sadly, I haven’t had a lot of time to talk to her lately, because of her parents not allowing her on IRC, but she sneaks on at times. She is such a weird little person and the memory with her I have is all those times we were on Tinychat with Bay and Pandora. We were so weird, because I remember being on from like midnight to when the sun came up, but I really don’t remember half the things we did, haha.
So in order to have little less paragraphs I shall talk about Bay and Charlie Reilly in the same paragraph. These are two real life best friends that I had the pleasure to befriend, too. I remember when I was in Chicago and I almost got to meet Bay, but due to some circumstances, we weren’t able to. They are also two people that I have the pleasure to video chat with along with Rosalie and I guess one of my memories would be just playing songs while Bay and I sung to them. They are also two of my HOL sisters and I would say that Charlie is the most peculiar person I’ve ever met while Bay is probably the girliest person I have ever met. –Zooms off to the next person.-
Okay this paragraph will also be two people which are Aurelia West and Jennifer Kusakabe. Aure is our pet dog and Jenn is the newest addition to our family as Kay’s sister. I haven’t spoke to Aure in ages, but I had to mention her ‘cause she’s still family! She is probably the quietest person in our family and I remember her being super shy. Jennifer on the other hand is pretty loud and I love the nicknames she comes up with for some people like Alypcalypse and Allssaniation. Jenn is also a super supportive teammate on our wonderful OQL team. (Go Chogurts!)
So many paragraphs! Well first congratulations for actually reading this far about my nonsense about some of my favorite peoples. Next we have the wonderful Lisette Westerveldt and Laurie Lovegood. Lisette is another one of Kay’s sisters and Laurie is one of our pets. Liz was my first ever close friend on HOL and I remember meeting her over RQT; she was the one who I asked a bunch of questions to where I felt stupid for needing to ask them in the first place. :P I haven’t gotten to talk to either Liz or Laurie much lately, because Liz’s real life has gotten pretty busy and Laurie’s laptop broke. Also, I remember with Laurie she was one of the people that stayed up with me and who I talked to at almost all hours of the night during summer vacation.
Here’s a paragraph for two of my favorite lions; Pandora Gotham and Eno Thomas. Panda is the one who usually puts up with me when I get weirder than usual at night and she is also another one of my HOL sisters. Eno is one of the nicest people on HOL I’ve ever met and is Cody’s brother. I could write so much, but I doubt I have the energy anymore. So I’ll just state that these are two of the cuckiest people I have ever met and if I ever needed a completely blunt opinion from someone it would be from these two.
Last but not least are some of my favorite snakes which are Opal Curare and Rosalie Mason. Opal is Cody’s sister and Rosalie is another one of my sisters. These are two super friendly snakes that I love. Rosalie is someone who has put up with me dancing to “My Humps” on video chat, which is pretty weird and hilarious at the same time. Opal is just someone who I remember that we both share a love of beating at quidditch.
So, wrapping up this extremely long article; this is my HOL family. It is filled with the most peculiar and lovable people. Also, just like real families we don’t always get along, but we still love each other. Our family is also sort of dysfunctional and we’re all fabulous disco zebras. These are all pretty much my HOL best friends who I just play around with while we put together a fake family for the fun of it.