by Destri Weasley
(Only used on those pesky Raves, of course):
It’s the middle of an intense Quidditch match and Gryffindor is close behind Ravenclaw. The referee is not looking your way and you need to get that Ravenclaw off their broom! Unfortunately, Gryffindor’s sometimes forget how to do important things due to us being so busy with completing our work, so let me refresh your memories!
1. Look both ways (like you were taught as a little kid while crossing the street) to make sure no referees are watching, and pick your target. For an example, I will use Lisette Westerveldt, who has kindly offered herself to be my victim *cough* VOLUNTEER!