by Chadwick Cadet
The Schrunkool Woogage, commonly referred to as the Schrooge, is a household pest that thrives in environments where items are being moved around at a fast past. That makes their ideal habitat to be with frequent movers, or as is the case here, Hogwarts students. The Schrooge weasels its way into luggage or boxes of items and will eat small items, it doesn’t matter what it is. They are generally a deep purple in color, and are most commonly recognized for their brightly colored spots around them. These colors are generally yellow, orange, or pink, and help this worm-like creature really stand out.
Have you ever been sure you packed something, only to find you don’t have it on a vacation or after a move? Instead of blaming that happening on temporary memory loss, you should check to make sure you are not being infested with Schrunkool Woogages! They will not only eat your
The only known way to get rid of a Schrunkool infestation is to douse all of your items in butterbeer and go outside in the dead of night and sing a Celestina Warbeck song (any will do). Hearing lyrics by Ms. Warbeck makes the Schrooges lovesick and the smell of all of the butterbeer will intoxicate them enough that they will end up spending the rest of the night crying in groups sporadically throughout your house. In the morning, freshly recovered from these tears they will want to get as far away from these bad memories of being without Celestina and head on to the next location where they will hope a less knowledgeable resident of their weaknesses lives.
The next time you are missing something small and valuable of yours like a family heirloom or jewlery, make sure you yodle out some Warbeck lyrics in the dead of night and they will be gone by the morning! If you can get some mates involved with the process, all the better, as that will surely magnify the feeling of despair that these Schrooges feel at the sound.