by Sirius Fudge
Cold dark tunnels where torches glow
Laughing Parker wherever we go
Chilly misty wind in our cheeks blow
The underground Sett where horrors flow
No candies and toys abound this year
But monsters roam free, it’s true my dear
From a boggart to a devil’s snare
Hufflepuffs are in for a scare.
The greatest monster of all unveiled
Sheets with holes ready under the beds
No anti-repellents for this, the rules said
Beware all Huffle firsties, even the heads.
Thirteen days of Huffle horror waits
Thirteen days of Huffleween dates
Where to run and where to hide
Monster mash is ready to stride.
While Gryffindor Gryfftoberfests
Hufflepuff would tackle beasts
It is Halloween on everyone’s lists
Time to create some scary mess
Laughing Parker wherever we go
Chilly misty wind in our cheeks blow
The underground Sett where horrors flow
No candies and toys abound this year
But monsters roam free, it’s true my dear
From a boggart to a devil’s snare
Hufflepuffs are in for a scare.
The greatest monster of all unveiled
Sheets with holes ready under the beds
No anti-repellents for this, the rules said
Beware all Huffle firsties, even the heads.
Thirteen days of Huffle horror waits
Thirteen days of Huffleween dates
Where to run and where to hide
Monster mash is ready to stride.
While Gryffindor Gryfftoberfests
Hufflepuff would tackle beasts
It is Halloween on everyone’s lists
Time to create some scary mess