Lavender: *Coughs* I’m sick.
Parvati: From what?
Lavender: I think it’s this weather.
Parvati: Oh, yeah. It’s so cold this year!
Lavender: I just want to be in bed…
Parvati: But we have a crowd of people here wanting to get their fortunes…
Lavender: Tell the ten people to come back another time… *coughs*
Parvati: But that’s mean!
Lavender: Fine…. we’ll do it differently then. *weezes*
Parvati: But how?
Lavender: By taking them and doing them by their element symbols…
Parvati: Their cymbals? Like the musical instrument.
Lavender: *coughs* Parvati, you can’t be brain dead today. Listen up… just do two tea leaves for each set and I’ll tell them what it means.
Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)
Parvati: Okay, so I have my two tea pots and I am squishing it. La la la la…. ahh! It’s…
A notebook and a stick
Parvati: Now what?
Lavender: I tell them what it means. *coughs coughs* Fire signs, you are up for a month full of discipline. You really need to take notes on life, and know when to come down on yourself and make the efforts you need to make in your life. You will probably be hard on yourself, but it is much needed!
Parvati: Just don’t be too hard on yourself.
Lavender: No, in order for them to grow, they must be very hard on themselves.
Parvati: Oh, poor fire signs.
Lavender: It is what it is. *coughs* I need to drink some of this tea….
Water (Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer)
Parvati: La la la la la la ….. I wonder what they will get. It’s…
An eye and a light
Lavender: Ooh, Water, you get wisdom this month. An eye with light to illuminate shadows is a very great thing to have. Things that you may not have noticed this month will suddenly be quite clear to you. Just don’t use this newfound sight for evil. It might blind you!
Parvati: That sounds painful!
Lavender: *cough cough* That’s why we warn them.
Air (Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus)
Parvati: Hmm, wonder what we’ll get next. Oh, it’s clearing up! It’s…
Vase and a fountain
Lavender: Well, Air signs, you’re seeing the beautiful things this month. Whether it’s a nice flower, or a nice centerpiece *coughs* with water, you’ll see the most breathtaking sights. Make sure to take someone special with you… you won’t want to experience these sights alone!
Parvati: Unless you’re a loner… and like being alone.
Lavender: True, but a little bit of company never hurt anyone.
Parvati: I’m sure it’s hurt some people in the past…
Lavender: Whatever. I feel to sick to argue with you.
Earth (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
A coin and a chest
Lavender: Ooh, nice. Earth signs will be receiving treasures this month! This could be anything material, to perhaps even emotional. Just hang in there and you’ll get your treasure! Just appreciate whatever you get… it’s not nice to ignore what you’re given.
Parvati: Wise advice… even when you’re sick.
Lavender: *coughs* I really need to get into the bed now.
Parvati: Well, I think that’s all we have for today! I hope you have a great month, and join us next time for tea leaf readings! Goodbye for now!