by Hailey Potter
Parvati: Welcome to the Gryfftoberfest edition of Talons and Tea Leaves!
Lavender: We’ll have to fly through this. The party’s starting in the Gryffindor tower as we speak!
Parvati: Don’t worry, we won’t cheat anyone from their fortunes!
Lavender: Of course, not! We love our fans.
Parvati: And for the first fifteen of you who showed up today, you get Talons and Tea Leaves special flags to wave and show your support!
Lavender: Yay, freebies!
Parvati: Definitely.
Lavender: Okay, let’s get started then.
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: I’m sure it’s going to be an exciting edition of Tea Leaves today.
Lavender: Duh. And there’s a party afterwards!
Parvati: I love parties!
Lavender: Is there anyone who doesn’t?
Parvati: I heard Fumei shipped in special coffee for the event.
Lavender: That girl loves her coffee.
Parvati: Yep. The people who love coffee would do anything for it. Even kill…
Lavender: Scary… but very true. It’s...
A sandwich
Parvati: Well, my stomach just growled.
Lavender: Me, too. I hope they have good food at the party.
Parvati: Fingers are crossed!
Lavender: Virgo, you’re going to find yourself stuck in the middle of something messy this month.
Parvati: Be careful of whose side you take!
Lavender: It can get messier if you don’t tread very carefully.
Parvati: You don’t want yourself to get into a pickle! *giggles*
Libra
*swish*
Lavender: I can’t believe you just made that pun.
Parvati: You know you thought it was funny.
Lavender: Oh, Libras are having their birthdays this month!
Parvati: Happy birthday, Libra!
Lavender: I wonder what the tea leaves have for them for their birthdays…
Parvati: Good question.
Lavender: It’s…
A palm tree
Lavender: We’ll have to fly through this. The party’s starting in the Gryffindor tower as we speak!
Parvati: Don’t worry, we won’t cheat anyone from their fortunes!
Lavender: Of course, not! We love our fans.
Parvati: And for the first fifteen of you who showed up today, you get Talons and Tea Leaves special flags to wave and show your support!
Lavender: Yay, freebies!
Parvati: Definitely.
Lavender: Okay, let’s get started then.
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: I’m sure it’s going to be an exciting edition of Tea Leaves today.
Lavender: Duh. And there’s a party afterwards!
Parvati: I love parties!
Lavender: Is there anyone who doesn’t?
Parvati: I heard Fumei shipped in special coffee for the event.
Lavender: That girl loves her coffee.
Parvati: Yep. The people who love coffee would do anything for it. Even kill…
Lavender: Scary… but very true. It’s...
A sandwich
Parvati: Well, my stomach just growled.
Lavender: Me, too. I hope they have good food at the party.
Parvati: Fingers are crossed!
Lavender: Virgo, you’re going to find yourself stuck in the middle of something messy this month.
Parvati: Be careful of whose side you take!
Lavender: It can get messier if you don’t tread very carefully.
Parvati: You don’t want yourself to get into a pickle! *giggles*
Libra
*swish*
Lavender: I can’t believe you just made that pun.
Parvati: You know you thought it was funny.
Lavender: Oh, Libras are having their birthdays this month!
Parvati: Happy birthday, Libra!
Lavender: I wonder what the tea leaves have for them for their birthdays…
Parvati: Good question.
Lavender: It’s…
A palm tree