Lavender: Happy Spring!
Parvati: Yay, spring! Let’s open up the windows and let some nice spring air in!
Lavender: Parv, it’s still snowing outside.
Parvati: But… it’s spring.
Lavender: Yes, but it’s still snowing.
Parvati: That makes me sad.
Lavender: Join the club. I’m ready for some sunshine.
Parvati: And sun-bathing!
Lavender: And the end of the school term right on our corners.
Parvati: So exciting.
Lavender: Yes. But now it’s time for us to give these people what they came here for.
Parvati: Yaay, fortunes!
Lavender: Get out the cups and tea leaves, Parv.
Parvati: Got ‘em!
Lavender: Okay.
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: I wonder what the leaves will say today…
Lavender: There’s no telling.
Parvati: You’ve got that right!
Lavender: Unless you’re Prof. Trelawney.
Parvati: You’re right. She sees everything.
Lavender: She’s my hero! It’s…
A doll
Parvati: Well, that’s interesting.
Lavender: Hmm, a doll.
Parvati: You’ll have a creepy mini-me who will want to be just like you.
Lavender: Wear the same things you wear…
Parvati: Say the same things you’ll say…
Lavender: Go the same places you go.
Parvati: So scary! That’s not awesome at all.
Lavender: Good luck!
Libra
*swish*
Parvati: It might be nice to have someone copy you though.
Lavender: Why is that?
Parvati: Because then you know how awesome you are.
Lavender: Explain more.
Parvati: Well, it shows you have impeccable taste.
Lavender: Oh, wow. You just used a smart word!
Parvati: I can be smart every now and then!
Lavender: Yeah, alright. It’s…
A coin
Parvati: Ooh! Shiny!
Lavender: You have lots of luck this month, Libra.
Parvati: Coins for good luck!
Lavender: Or maybe you’ll have some wishes come true as well.
Parvati: I never thought of that! Because you throw coins in a fountain!
Lavender: After you make a wish, exactly.
Parvati: So Libra, make a wish and hold on tight!
Lavender: Cause it’s coming true this month.
Scorpio
*swish*
Parvati: You should have said night. That rhymes.
Lavender: We do not rhyme, Parv. Not on purpose.
Parvati: You take all the fun out of everything!
Parvati: Yay, spring! Let’s open up the windows and let some nice spring air in!
Lavender: Parv, it’s still snowing outside.
Parvati: But… it’s spring.
Lavender: Yes, but it’s still snowing.
Parvati: That makes me sad.
Lavender: Join the club. I’m ready for some sunshine.
Parvati: And sun-bathing!
Lavender: And the end of the school term right on our corners.
Parvati: So exciting.
Lavender: Yes. But now it’s time for us to give these people what they came here for.
Parvati: Yaay, fortunes!
Lavender: Get out the cups and tea leaves, Parv.
Parvati: Got ‘em!
Lavender: Okay.
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: I wonder what the leaves will say today…
Lavender: There’s no telling.
Parvati: You’ve got that right!
Lavender: Unless you’re Prof. Trelawney.
Parvati: You’re right. She sees everything.
Lavender: She’s my hero! It’s…
A doll
Parvati: Well, that’s interesting.
Lavender: Hmm, a doll.
Parvati: You’ll have a creepy mini-me who will want to be just like you.
Lavender: Wear the same things you wear…
Parvati: Say the same things you’ll say…
Lavender: Go the same places you go.
Parvati: So scary! That’s not awesome at all.
Lavender: Good luck!
Libra
*swish*
Parvati: It might be nice to have someone copy you though.
Lavender: Why is that?
Parvati: Because then you know how awesome you are.
Lavender: Explain more.
Parvati: Well, it shows you have impeccable taste.
Lavender: Oh, wow. You just used a smart word!
Parvati: I can be smart every now and then!
Lavender: Yeah, alright. It’s…
A coin
Parvati: Ooh! Shiny!
Lavender: You have lots of luck this month, Libra.
Parvati: Coins for good luck!
Lavender: Or maybe you’ll have some wishes come true as well.
Parvati: I never thought of that! Because you throw coins in a fountain!
Lavender: After you make a wish, exactly.
Parvati: So Libra, make a wish and hold on tight!
Lavender: Cause it’s coming true this month.
Scorpio
*swish*
Parvati: You should have said night. That rhymes.
Lavender: We do not rhyme, Parv. Not on purpose.
Parvati: You take all the fun out of everything!