Lavender: Parv! They’re here!
Parvati: *mumbles* But, Mr. Teddy Bear…
Lavender: *shoves* Parvati, wake up!
Parvati: *sits up* Ooh… there’s people. I was dreaming…
Lavender: Parvati, who’s Mr. Teddy Bear?
Parvati: *blushes* So I guess they’ve come for their fortunes, huh?
Lavender: It s- hey! You’re not going to get off that easy. Who is Mr. Teddy Bear?!
Parvati: HEY, LOOK, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL BOY!
Lavender: Where?!?!
Parvati: Over there, next to the curtain… how about you go look while I set up the cups.
Lavender: …. There’s no one over here, Parv!
Parvati: I think we’re ready to begin!
Lavender: Okay, awesome! Let’s get this done! I want to find that boy and flirt with him. *winks*
Aries
*swish*
Parvati: I missed this over the summer.
Lavender: I didn’t. I loved my summer. We went to the beach…
Parvati: -each, let’s go get away-
Lavender: PARVATI!!!! I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!!! NO MUGGLE SONG LYRICS THIS YEAR!!!
Parvati: But, but, but…
Lavender: I said NO. Ooh! Hey, look, it’s…
Tea
Lavender: …. Well that was very anti-climatic.
Parvati: *shakes cup* Nope, still tea…
Lavender: You always have tea in a tea cup…
Parvati: Maybe Aries will have wonderful afternoons this month….
Lavender: Why?
Parvati: Because of afternoon tea, obviously, Lavender, gah.
Lavender: Well Aries, we don’t quite know what this means. I guess this means your month will be unpredictable!
Parvati: Good luck, Aries!
Taurus
*swish*
Lavender: I hope this one’s better.
Parvati: I know, right?
Lavender: Who knew that would happen…
Parvati: Professor Trelawney definitely never warned us about that ever happening…
Lavender: Don’t you think we’re a little past needing her help anyways? I mean, we’ve been doing this for a long time.
Parvati: And if we were bad at it people wouldn’t come back every month anyways.
Lavender: Definitely. Oh, here it is! It’s…
The Ocean
Parvati: Oh, yay, you’ll have a peaceful month!
Lavender: Yes, Taurus. We’re all jealous.
Parvati: Maybe you’ll get to walk on a beach?
Lavender: Ooh, moonlight walk with that cute boy…
Parvati: So wonderful.
Lavender: Yes, there’s no bad news for Tauruses this month!
Parvati: Yay, Tauruses!
Gemini
*swish*
Lavender: I visited the ocean this summer…
Parvati: Aww, why didn’t you invite me?
Lavender: You know I would have if I could have, Parv. But my mom told me I could only invite one friend.
Parvati: WHO DID YOU INVITE INSTEAD OF ME?!
Lavender: I mean, I wasn’t allowed to invite anyone. *looks around*
Parvati: Oh, good! I was about to be really mad. Oh, hey! Look it’s…
A roof
Lavender: Well, that’s no fun, either.
Parvati: Sure it is, it keeps you dry. It’s like a safety blanket or something.
Lavender: So you’ll… be four years old again?
Parvati: No, of course not. You’ll be safe from the rain this month, Geminis.
Lavender: Aww, that’s so nice!
Parvati: Exactly.
Lavender: Well, Geminis, enjoy your roof!
Cancer
*swish*
Parvati: Are we done yet?
Lavender: Parv, we just got started, of course we’re not done.
Parvati: Oh, poo. I’ve got things to do…
Lavender: Like what?!
Parvati: ….stuff.
Lavender: Since when did you start leaving me out of things??
Parvati: I’m not. I mean, it’s just… well, it’s a surprise, and you’re going to have to wait.
Lavender: I’m onto you…
Parvati: Oh, it’s….
Caffeine
Lavender: Well. We’re going to have some hyper people this month.
Parvati: At least it’s September, not October. The last thing we need is people hyper during Gryfftoberfest.
Lavender: Then we would had to ban butterbeer.
Parvati: Ban the butterbeer! It should be illegal to do that!
Lavender: Maybe we need to talk to someone about that…
Parvati: Try not to get butterbeer banned, Cancers!
Lavender: If you do, all of Gryffindor will hate you!
Leo
*swish*
Lavender: Could you imagine a world without butterbeer?!
Parvati: No, I don’t even want to think about that. What would Gryffindor be without butterbeer?!
Lavender: Definitely a much less cheerier place…
Parvati: That’s almost as bad as a world with no cookies…
Lavender: Hey look! It’s…
A multiplication sign
Lavender: Leo, are you taking arithmancy this year?
Parvati: They must be. Math is boring…
Lavender: Wait. Multiplication means like making bigger numbers right? Making more groups of things? Maybe…
Parvati: YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW BABY SISTER OR BROTHER!!
Lavender: No, you’re going to make more friends. Geez, Parvati, let me a finish a sentence. Don’t interrupt with all that ridiculousness…
Parvati: I want more friends!
Lavender: Yes, you’ll be loved this month, Leos. Everyone will want to be your friend!
Parvati: Yay!
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: We should have saved some of Aries’ tea. I’m thirsty.
Lavender: I don’t think you can save a picture of tea in tea leaves, Parv.
Parvati: Well, how else would you drink it…?
Lavender: Are you really that thick?!
Parvati: You’re the one who believed there was a beautiful boy.
Lavender: Well, obviously there is. *waves to boy in the audience and winks*
Parvati: Let’s just finish, okay? Virgo, you’ve got…
A Brick
Parvati: Wasn’t it that Muggle pop star Lady GaGoo or something who once sung that love is like a brick?
Lavender: Well at least you’re not singing it. How is it like a brick?
Parvati: She said you can build a house or sink a dead body.
Lavender: Oh, no, that’s not a good sign!
Parvati: Why?!
Lavender: It’s an omen, can’t you see? Sink a dead body?
Parvati: Oh, no, you’re right. Poor Virgo. You’re going to die this month.
Lavender: Hey, it’s still better than the grim.
Parvati: People said Trelawney had lost her mind, but the grim wound up being right. Harry did actually die…
Lavender: Wow, Parv. For once you’re actually right…
Libra
*swish*
Lavender: People should have believed her.
Parvati: We’re the only ones who did, and we were right in the end.
Lavender: So true. That makes us the smart ones.
Parvati: Ooh, but I don’t want to be a Hermione.
Lavender: Pretty! it’s…
A peacock
Parvati: That’s gotta be a good sign.
Lavender: I wonder what our book says about peacocks.
Parvati: Yes, look it up!
Lavender: Well, it says immortality and rebirth. ….. well that absolutely doesn’t make any sense. My explanation is way better. Parv, I think we’ve graduated from needing the book.
Parvati: Are we better than the book?
Lavender: Of course we’re better than the book.
Parvati: So… what does it mean for Libra?
Lavender: It means they’re going to be beautiful this month.
Parvati: Oh, that’s so awesome!
Lavender: I know. It must be great to be a Libra.
Parvati: They may not even have to use any beauty charms.
Lavender: No, definitely not. Their beauty will be natural this month.
Scorpio
*swish*
Parvati: That’s really quite nice, don’t you think? Having natural beauty?
Lavender: Yes, Parv, it is.
Parvati: I have natural beauty though.
Lavender: *snorts* Anyways next fortune…
Parvati: Can I do it? Please?
Lavender: Yeah, sure, here you go…
Parvati: It’s…
A kimono
Parvati: You’ll be well-dressed this month!
Lavender: No, they’ll be relaxed this month.
Parvati: Why relaxing?
Lavender: Because kimonos are relaxing to wear. No stress for Scorpio!
Parvati: Until Prof. Snape comes along and gives another 100 cm essay about the selection of newt eyes…
Lavender: Ugh, that was awful. Who wants to write 100 cm on newt eyes? So gross.
Parvati: So squishy….
Lavender: Yes, well, Scorpio, things are obviously going your way, so you won’t have to worry about this!
Parvati: Yes, I’m sure you could use that as a reason not to write that essay…
Lavender: Okay. Sounds like we need to leave a disclaimer- if you get killed doing that, it’s not our fault.
Parvati: Definitely not.
Sagittarius
*swish*
Lavender: I’d like to see that though. I mean, Prof. Snape can’t deny divination. I mean, it’s a Hogwarts subject. He’d have to listen. I wonder if someone could use it for an excuse?
Parvati: I wouldn’t try. He scares me.
Lavender: I think there’s something wrong if he doesn’t scare you.
Parvati: You’ve got a point there…
Lavender: Hey, it’s…
Five rings
Lavender: Parv, do you know what this means?
Parvati: A lot of guys are going to ask for your hand in marriage?
Lavender: No, silly. D’you know what happened in London over the summer?
Parvati: ………. No?
Lavender: Seriously, Parv, do you keep up with anything? The Olympics were in London!
Parvati: Who wants to watch Muggle athletes anyways?
Lavender: Well, actually there was a couple of wizards who competed (And even won!), do you even read The Daily Prophet?
Parvati: Does anybody?
Lavender: Yes!
Random Sagittarius in the Audience: *clears throat*
Lavender: Oh, sorry, sorry! My point is, these five rings symbolize the Olympics.
Parvati: But you just said they happened over the summer….
Lavender: I think it means that there’s a Sagittarius in our audience destined for gold at the next Olympics.
Parvati: Really?
Lavender: Yes really.
Parvati: Just to think… in four years one of you will have a gold medal!
Lavender: Get training now, Sagittarius. What, I didn’t say it would come without a bunch of hard work…
Capricorn
*swish*
Parvati: *hums the Olympic theme* Lav, what was your favorite part of the Olympics?
Lavender: Aly Raisman’s incredible floor routine.
Parvati: I liked watching those cute British swimmers.
Lavender: So you actually watched the Olympics? And yet you didn’t know it was taking place?
Parvati: Um… yes?
Lavender: Unbelievable. And for Capricorns it’s…
A tree
Parvati: Sturdy?
Lavender: Yes, Parv. I think sturdy. Constant. You won’t have a good nor a bad month. You’ll just be content.
Parvati: That’s… deep.
Lavender: A little depressing though. But I guess it’s better than dying!
Parvati: Way better!
Lavender: Yes, Capricorn, you are much luckier than Virgo.
Parvati: So don’t worry! Be happy!
Aquarius
*swish*
Lavender: We’re almost done, Parv!
Parvati: Oh that’s good. I’m really thirsty!
Lavender: Why don’t you just summon some water or something?
Parvati: We’re really close now, I’ll just wait.
Lavender: Don’t lie, Parv. You still have yet to master the summoning charm, don’t you?
Parvati: Um… hey, look, it’s…
Winter coats
Parvati: Aww, winter coats make me think of snuggling…
Lavender: But it represents chilliness…
Parvati: And you have to warm up, therefore snuggling!
Lavender: No, that’s not what this is saying, Parv. This is saying that Aquariuses will have someone giving them the cold shoulder this month.
Parvati: *looks at shoulders* How can you have a cold shoulder? Mine feel quite warm!
Lavender: It’s a phrase, Parvati. It means someone’s going to be mean to them. Or rude.
Parvati: That’s awful for Aquariuses…
Lavender: Exactly.
Parvati: Oh. Sorry, Aquariuses. Watch out for those cold shoulders!
Pisces
*swish*
Lavender: Parvati, can you do me a favor?
Parvati: Anything for you, best friend!
Lavender: Can you try… how to say this… can you try to be a little less… airheaded next time?
Parvati: Oh, I’m sure I will be.
Lavender: Airheaded?
Parvati: No, less. I mean, it’s the beginning of the year. All of the stuff I learned last year disappeared over the summer. I gotta start over again.
Lavender: Okay. As long as you promise.
Parvati: I promise!
Lavender: And for Pisces, we have…
Bunnies
Parvati: OHMIGAH, THEY’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUU-
Lavender: *covers her mouth* PARVATI. THINK about what you’re about to say. MISSA might be listening. You know she has the authority to fire us, right? Do you really want that?
Parvati: *muffle*
Lavender: Ow, you didn’t have to bite my hand!
Parvati: I can’t speak when you have your hand over my mouth! No, I don’t want that!
Lavender: Okay, now that we’ve got that under control, back to Pisces!
Parvati: Bunnies are nice and fluffy and cuddly, so you’re going to be awfully comfy this month, Pisces!
Lavender: Or you’re going to be required to brew a potion requiring rabbit’s foot…
Parvati: That’s AWFUL. Poor bunnies!
Lavender: Poor bunnies indeed.
Lavender: Well, that’s it today!
Parvati: Yay!
Lavender: Make sure you come back next month! Now I’ve got a beautiful boy to go flirt with.
Parvati: That’s nothing new…
Parvati: *mumbles* But, Mr. Teddy Bear…
Lavender: *shoves* Parvati, wake up!
Parvati: *sits up* Ooh… there’s people. I was dreaming…
Lavender: Parvati, who’s Mr. Teddy Bear?
Parvati: *blushes* So I guess they’ve come for their fortunes, huh?
Lavender: It s- hey! You’re not going to get off that easy. Who is Mr. Teddy Bear?!
Parvati: HEY, LOOK, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL BOY!
Lavender: Where?!?!
Parvati: Over there, next to the curtain… how about you go look while I set up the cups.
Lavender: …. There’s no one over here, Parv!
Parvati: I think we’re ready to begin!
Lavender: Okay, awesome! Let’s get this done! I want to find that boy and flirt with him. *winks*
Aries
*swish*
Parvati: I missed this over the summer.
Lavender: I didn’t. I loved my summer. We went to the beach…
Parvati: -each, let’s go get away-
Lavender: PARVATI!!!! I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!!! NO MUGGLE SONG LYRICS THIS YEAR!!!
Parvati: But, but, but…
Lavender: I said NO. Ooh! Hey, look, it’s…
Tea
Lavender: …. Well that was very anti-climatic.
Parvati: *shakes cup* Nope, still tea…
Lavender: You always have tea in a tea cup…
Parvati: Maybe Aries will have wonderful afternoons this month….
Lavender: Why?
Parvati: Because of afternoon tea, obviously, Lavender, gah.
Lavender: Well Aries, we don’t quite know what this means. I guess this means your month will be unpredictable!
Parvati: Good luck, Aries!
Taurus
*swish*
Lavender: I hope this one’s better.
Parvati: I know, right?
Lavender: Who knew that would happen…
Parvati: Professor Trelawney definitely never warned us about that ever happening…
Lavender: Don’t you think we’re a little past needing her help anyways? I mean, we’ve been doing this for a long time.
Parvati: And if we were bad at it people wouldn’t come back every month anyways.
Lavender: Definitely. Oh, here it is! It’s…
The Ocean
Parvati: Oh, yay, you’ll have a peaceful month!
Lavender: Yes, Taurus. We’re all jealous.
Parvati: Maybe you’ll get to walk on a beach?
Lavender: Ooh, moonlight walk with that cute boy…
Parvati: So wonderful.
Lavender: Yes, there’s no bad news for Tauruses this month!
Parvati: Yay, Tauruses!
Gemini
*swish*
Lavender: I visited the ocean this summer…
Parvati: Aww, why didn’t you invite me?
Lavender: You know I would have if I could have, Parv. But my mom told me I could only invite one friend.
Parvati: WHO DID YOU INVITE INSTEAD OF ME?!
Lavender: I mean, I wasn’t allowed to invite anyone. *looks around*
Parvati: Oh, good! I was about to be really mad. Oh, hey! Look it’s…
A roof
Lavender: Well, that’s no fun, either.
Parvati: Sure it is, it keeps you dry. It’s like a safety blanket or something.
Lavender: So you’ll… be four years old again?
Parvati: No, of course not. You’ll be safe from the rain this month, Geminis.
Lavender: Aww, that’s so nice!
Parvati: Exactly.
Lavender: Well, Geminis, enjoy your roof!
Cancer
*swish*
Parvati: Are we done yet?
Lavender: Parv, we just got started, of course we’re not done.
Parvati: Oh, poo. I’ve got things to do…
Lavender: Like what?!
Parvati: ….stuff.
Lavender: Since when did you start leaving me out of things??
Parvati: I’m not. I mean, it’s just… well, it’s a surprise, and you’re going to have to wait.
Lavender: I’m onto you…
Parvati: Oh, it’s….
Caffeine
Lavender: Well. We’re going to have some hyper people this month.
Parvati: At least it’s September, not October. The last thing we need is people hyper during Gryfftoberfest.
Lavender: Then we would had to ban butterbeer.
Parvati: Ban the butterbeer! It should be illegal to do that!
Lavender: Maybe we need to talk to someone about that…
Parvati: Try not to get butterbeer banned, Cancers!
Lavender: If you do, all of Gryffindor will hate you!
Leo
*swish*
Lavender: Could you imagine a world without butterbeer?!
Parvati: No, I don’t even want to think about that. What would Gryffindor be without butterbeer?!
Lavender: Definitely a much less cheerier place…
Parvati: That’s almost as bad as a world with no cookies…
Lavender: Hey look! It’s…
A multiplication sign
Lavender: Leo, are you taking arithmancy this year?
Parvati: They must be. Math is boring…
Lavender: Wait. Multiplication means like making bigger numbers right? Making more groups of things? Maybe…
Parvati: YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW BABY SISTER OR BROTHER!!
Lavender: No, you’re going to make more friends. Geez, Parvati, let me a finish a sentence. Don’t interrupt with all that ridiculousness…
Parvati: I want more friends!
Lavender: Yes, you’ll be loved this month, Leos. Everyone will want to be your friend!
Parvati: Yay!
Virgo
*swish*
Parvati: We should have saved some of Aries’ tea. I’m thirsty.
Lavender: I don’t think you can save a picture of tea in tea leaves, Parv.
Parvati: Well, how else would you drink it…?
Lavender: Are you really that thick?!
Parvati: You’re the one who believed there was a beautiful boy.
Lavender: Well, obviously there is. *waves to boy in the audience and winks*
Parvati: Let’s just finish, okay? Virgo, you’ve got…
A Brick
Parvati: Wasn’t it that Muggle pop star Lady GaGoo or something who once sung that love is like a brick?
Lavender: Well at least you’re not singing it. How is it like a brick?
Parvati: She said you can build a house or sink a dead body.
Lavender: Oh, no, that’s not a good sign!
Parvati: Why?!
Lavender: It’s an omen, can’t you see? Sink a dead body?
Parvati: Oh, no, you’re right. Poor Virgo. You’re going to die this month.
Lavender: Hey, it’s still better than the grim.
Parvati: People said Trelawney had lost her mind, but the grim wound up being right. Harry did actually die…
Lavender: Wow, Parv. For once you’re actually right…
Libra
*swish*
Lavender: People should have believed her.
Parvati: We’re the only ones who did, and we were right in the end.
Lavender: So true. That makes us the smart ones.
Parvati: Ooh, but I don’t want to be a Hermione.
Lavender: Pretty! it’s…
A peacock
Parvati: That’s gotta be a good sign.
Lavender: I wonder what our book says about peacocks.
Parvati: Yes, look it up!
Lavender: Well, it says immortality and rebirth. ….. well that absolutely doesn’t make any sense. My explanation is way better. Parv, I think we’ve graduated from needing the book.
Parvati: Are we better than the book?
Lavender: Of course we’re better than the book.
Parvati: So… what does it mean for Libra?
Lavender: It means they’re going to be beautiful this month.
Parvati: Oh, that’s so awesome!
Lavender: I know. It must be great to be a Libra.
Parvati: They may not even have to use any beauty charms.
Lavender: No, definitely not. Their beauty will be natural this month.
Scorpio
*swish*
Parvati: That’s really quite nice, don’t you think? Having natural beauty?
Lavender: Yes, Parv, it is.
Parvati: I have natural beauty though.
Lavender: *snorts* Anyways next fortune…
Parvati: Can I do it? Please?
Lavender: Yeah, sure, here you go…
Parvati: It’s…
A kimono
Parvati: You’ll be well-dressed this month!
Lavender: No, they’ll be relaxed this month.
Parvati: Why relaxing?
Lavender: Because kimonos are relaxing to wear. No stress for Scorpio!
Parvati: Until Prof. Snape comes along and gives another 100 cm essay about the selection of newt eyes…
Lavender: Ugh, that was awful. Who wants to write 100 cm on newt eyes? So gross.
Parvati: So squishy….
Lavender: Yes, well, Scorpio, things are obviously going your way, so you won’t have to worry about this!
Parvati: Yes, I’m sure you could use that as a reason not to write that essay…
Lavender: Okay. Sounds like we need to leave a disclaimer- if you get killed doing that, it’s not our fault.
Parvati: Definitely not.
Sagittarius
*swish*
Lavender: I’d like to see that though. I mean, Prof. Snape can’t deny divination. I mean, it’s a Hogwarts subject. He’d have to listen. I wonder if someone could use it for an excuse?
Parvati: I wouldn’t try. He scares me.
Lavender: I think there’s something wrong if he doesn’t scare you.
Parvati: You’ve got a point there…
Lavender: Hey, it’s…
Five rings
Lavender: Parv, do you know what this means?
Parvati: A lot of guys are going to ask for your hand in marriage?
Lavender: No, silly. D’you know what happened in London over the summer?
Parvati: ………. No?
Lavender: Seriously, Parv, do you keep up with anything? The Olympics were in London!
Parvati: Who wants to watch Muggle athletes anyways?
Lavender: Well, actually there was a couple of wizards who competed (And even won!), do you even read The Daily Prophet?
Parvati: Does anybody?
Lavender: Yes!
Random Sagittarius in the Audience: *clears throat*
Lavender: Oh, sorry, sorry! My point is, these five rings symbolize the Olympics.
Parvati: But you just said they happened over the summer….
Lavender: I think it means that there’s a Sagittarius in our audience destined for gold at the next Olympics.
Parvati: Really?
Lavender: Yes really.
Parvati: Just to think… in four years one of you will have a gold medal!
Lavender: Get training now, Sagittarius. What, I didn’t say it would come without a bunch of hard work…
Capricorn
*swish*
Parvati: *hums the Olympic theme* Lav, what was your favorite part of the Olympics?
Lavender: Aly Raisman’s incredible floor routine.
Parvati: I liked watching those cute British swimmers.
Lavender: So you actually watched the Olympics? And yet you didn’t know it was taking place?
Parvati: Um… yes?
Lavender: Unbelievable. And for Capricorns it’s…
A tree
Parvati: Sturdy?
Lavender: Yes, Parv. I think sturdy. Constant. You won’t have a good nor a bad month. You’ll just be content.
Parvati: That’s… deep.
Lavender: A little depressing though. But I guess it’s better than dying!
Parvati: Way better!
Lavender: Yes, Capricorn, you are much luckier than Virgo.
Parvati: So don’t worry! Be happy!
Aquarius
*swish*
Lavender: We’re almost done, Parv!
Parvati: Oh that’s good. I’m really thirsty!
Lavender: Why don’t you just summon some water or something?
Parvati: We’re really close now, I’ll just wait.
Lavender: Don’t lie, Parv. You still have yet to master the summoning charm, don’t you?
Parvati: Um… hey, look, it’s…
Winter coats
Parvati: Aww, winter coats make me think of snuggling…
Lavender: But it represents chilliness…
Parvati: And you have to warm up, therefore snuggling!
Lavender: No, that’s not what this is saying, Parv. This is saying that Aquariuses will have someone giving them the cold shoulder this month.
Parvati: *looks at shoulders* How can you have a cold shoulder? Mine feel quite warm!
Lavender: It’s a phrase, Parvati. It means someone’s going to be mean to them. Or rude.
Parvati: That’s awful for Aquariuses…
Lavender: Exactly.
Parvati: Oh. Sorry, Aquariuses. Watch out for those cold shoulders!
Pisces
*swish*
Lavender: Parvati, can you do me a favor?
Parvati: Anything for you, best friend!
Lavender: Can you try… how to say this… can you try to be a little less… airheaded next time?
Parvati: Oh, I’m sure I will be.
Lavender: Airheaded?
Parvati: No, less. I mean, it’s the beginning of the year. All of the stuff I learned last year disappeared over the summer. I gotta start over again.
Lavender: Okay. As long as you promise.
Parvati: I promise!
Lavender: And for Pisces, we have…
Bunnies
Parvati: OHMIGAH, THEY’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUU-
Lavender: *covers her mouth* PARVATI. THINK about what you’re about to say. MISSA might be listening. You know she has the authority to fire us, right? Do you really want that?
Parvati: *muffle*
Lavender: Ow, you didn’t have to bite my hand!
Parvati: I can’t speak when you have your hand over my mouth! No, I don’t want that!
Lavender: Okay, now that we’ve got that under control, back to Pisces!
Parvati: Bunnies are nice and fluffy and cuddly, so you’re going to be awfully comfy this month, Pisces!
Lavender: Or you’re going to be required to brew a potion requiring rabbit’s foot…
Parvati: That’s AWFUL. Poor bunnies!
Lavender: Poor bunnies indeed.
Lavender: Well, that’s it today!
Parvati: Yay!
Lavender: Make sure you come back next month! Now I’ve got a beautiful boy to go flirt with.
Parvati: That’s nothing new…