Humphrey B. has decided he’s been quiet for far too long. Anyone with ideas of how he can torture first years and/or break into Missa’s office and plaster the c-word all over it are encouraged to find him and share. Those of you who give him ideas will be rewarded by not getting filthy water dumped on you when you’re talking to someone you want to impress. The Gryffindor staff seems to have locked up the house’s stash of butterbeer in preparation for Gryfftoberfest. One particularly naughty fourth year boy is looking to get into it before October. For any information on how to pick a lock when the unlocking charm won’t work, please whisper it into the extendable ear hanging from the Greenhouse roof. Second year Slytherin wants any information involving who stole her designer handbag full of really expensive items for Paris. A particularly important family heirloom made out of emeralds is also reported as missing. Anyone who has seen these items should report to the Slytherin Head of House immediately. | Gryffindor Spice Squad seeking missing ghost from the Old Spice closet. Anyone who has seen a ghost looking like the old mascot, Ice Spice, should report to Hailey Potter immediately. Will reward informer with beans. First year Ravenclaw seeking brave Gryffindor to stand up to his Slytherin bully. Knowledge of curses are encouraged. Please contact the fourth portrait on the left in the second floor hallway if interested. Fourth year Hufflepuff seeking Gryffindor to switch houses with her for a week. Comes with an incredible view from the Hufflepuff dormitory. MUST BE A GIRL. For more information, seek out a house elf by the name of Blinky in the kitchens. First year student seeking Pawtner to show him around the castle. Pawtner must be considered cool to others and cannot be allergic to peanuts. Anyone interested should contact the Fat Lady. |
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