First year student asking to be tutored in all things Gryfftoberfest before it begins next month. Must be at least a second year and have participated in a previous year’s Gryfftoberfest activities. Will give beans for your service! Just visit the nervous looking kid at the fireplace. Seventh year student looking for someone to help plan a birthday party for next month. Must be skilled in throwing birthday bashes! If interested, please stop in front of the statue with a clown face and slip your name into its mouth. The student would like me to assure you that it doesn’t bite… unless you make it angry! Paw Print Head in search for a Homework buddyslave. Buddy must be able to keep up with whining of said Paw Print Head and willingly do the Homework of said Head. Buddy will be rewarded with lots of hugs and no free time. If you are willing to fill in this role, go and find Mrs Norris. She will give you further details. | The Giant Squid has lost one of his tentacles. Have you either seen this or tasted it? Please keep out of the way of the Giant Squid. It’s known to get angry if he finds it out. Also if you have figured out what happened to it, don’t be afraid to keep it to yourself. We all will understand this! As per Prof. Sehovic: please stay out of the rubies room if you do not have specific permission to be in there. Anyone who messes anything up will suffer an intense flogging and lecture. They will also be expected to help fix the mess. A beloved Slytherin professor has been missing from visiting the common room lately. If one should see this professor, please drag her to Hailey’s office immediately! Prefect in Charge looking for a victimvolunteer to act out scenarios to train our PiCiT. Must be a staff member and not afraid of tantrums and torture by PM spam. |
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