by Prof. Missa Matz
I ca'tn seme to type rigth. My fingres don't wrok teh wya they are supposed to. OMG, A SENTENCE. Okay, half a sentence. ANOTHER sentence! Btu it onyl latst fro liek a few mintues. What should I do?! Don't tele me grammra chekcer. Or Wrod. I need soemthing ORIGINAL.
Sincerely,
Cannot Type 2 saev my leife.
Cannot Type,
You have a serious problem. Have you ever tried to slow down and pay attention to what you are doing? Most likely not, since you seem to have all the tendencies of a quidditch player. There is only one cure for your inability to type properly. Assuming you can even read