by Hailey Potter
Parvati: Hoorah, summer’s here!
Lavender: Yes. The train is being boarded-
Parvati: WHAT?! It’s not leaving without us, is it?
Lavender: No, Parv, calm down. Let me finish. The train is being boarded soon, but I see our guests want their fortunes read before they go.
Parvati: I don’t blame them. What does the summer hold? Fun in the sun, summer romances, it’s all so wonderful!
Lavender: Yes, you do all those things. I’m going to a nice summer home in a remote part of Switzerland. My aunt has invited me to stay with here.
Parvati: Lucky!
Lavender: Yes, especially since she has her own private masseuse.
Parvati: Are they related to a moose?
Lavender: *stares* I swear, Parvati, sometimes I wonder if you even have a brain!
Parvati: Yes, I do, Lav, it’s in my head.
Lavender: Well, at least you know that. Let’s give these people what they came for now, okay?
Parvati: Okay!
Aries
*swish*
Parvati: I wonder what our Aries have for them today!
Lavender: Give me a sec. I have to shake the cup.
Parvati: Isn’t that cheating?