By Hailey Potter
Parvati: We’re your hosts, Pa-
Lavender: They already know who we are, Parv.
Parvati: They do?
Lavender: YES, they do. Besides, you know my name goes first!
Parvati: It does?
Lavender: Yes, duh! Everyone knows I’m the real seer here.
Parvati: Hey!
Lavender: So what did you get for Christmas, Parv?
Parvati: Well, I got a nice jacket…
Lavender: I got a trip for two to Milan for the summer.
Parvati: Ooh, can I go, can I go?
Lavender: Maybe.
Parvati: YES. *pumps fist*
Lavender: Okay, so today we decided to shake things up a bit.
Parvati: We’ve been feeling bad for our second half of the zodiac lately!
Lavender: So we’re starting with….
VIRGO
*swish*
Parvati: Virgo, are you excited? You’re first today!
Lavender: Oh, it makes things sooo much better, changing things up!
Parvati:Yay for change!
Lavender: Okay, Virgo. It’s….
A house
Lavender: Safe as houses.
Parvati: So are they going to be safe?
Lavender: Yes, safe and comfy.
Parvati: Home is where the heart is.
Lavender: And happy!
Parvati: I wish I was a Virgo.
Lavender: But then you wouldn’t be you.
Parvati: Oh, that’s true.
Lavender: I know!
LIBRA
*swish*
Parvati: Oh, I love doing things differently!
Lavender: Yes, you said that before.
Parvati: Word for word?
Lavender: No, not quite, but still.
Parvati: Okay, I’ll try not to say it again.
Lavender: Good idea. It’s…