by Hailey Potter
Lavender: *Coughs* I’m sick.
Parvati: From what?
Lavender: I think it’s this weather.
Parvati: Oh, yeah. It’s so cold this year!
Lavender: I just want to be in bed…
Parvati: But we have a crowd of people here wanting to get their fortunes…
Lavender: Tell the ten people to come back another time… *coughs*
Parvati: But that’s mean!
Lavender: Fine…. we’ll do it differently then. *weezes*
Parvati: But how?
Lavender: By taking them and doing them by their element symbols…
Parvati: Their cymbals? Like the musical instrument.
Lavender: *coughs* Parvati, you can’t be brain dead today. Listen up… just do two tea leaves for each set and I’ll tell them what it means.
Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)
Parvati: Okay, so I have my two tea pots and I am squishing it. La la la la…. ahh! It’s…
A notebook and a stick
Parvati: Now what?
Lavender: I tell them what it means. *coughs coughs* Fire signs, you are up for a month full of discipline. You really need to take notes on life, and know when to come down on yourself and make the efforts you need to make in your life. You will probably be hard on yourself, but it is much needed!
Parvati: Just don’t be too hard on yourself.
Lavender: No, in order for them to grow, they must be very hard on themselves.
Parvati: Oh, poor fire signs.
Lavender: It is what it is. *coughs* I need to drink some of this tea….